this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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