then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
