It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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