he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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