if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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