i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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