she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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