i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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