I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
4 words: hood of his car
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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