Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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