Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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