idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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