So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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