theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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