He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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