He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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