If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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