i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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