yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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