I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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