Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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