after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Green mimosas i think yes
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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