real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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