do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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