what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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