did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
im on a boat
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