gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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