I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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