You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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