The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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