I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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