just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
What happened?
New Orleans
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