Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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