oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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