p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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