Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize