FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We're not piercing ourselves today.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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