Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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