she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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