Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Congratulations! We have a period
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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