dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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