i barfeds in our rink
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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