Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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