How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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