Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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