Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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