Ambien. No doubt about it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have tasted many bathrooms
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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