I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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