went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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