The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
God I need to hump something, right now.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
