Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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