so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
