I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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