I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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