I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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