Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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